Three's Company

The Blonde Bimbos

At my recent annual Fourth of July
drug and alcohol orgy  cookout, we got into a very interesting and deep conversation on media fueled stereotypes. Specifically, how certain TV shows reached iconic statuses supporting stereotypes.  No other show during the late 70's and early 80's substantiated the the "dumb blonde" stereotype greater or with more zeal than Three's Company. To the point that they couldn't even introduce a blonde character onto the show that wasn't stupid, un-coordinated or goofy as bat shit.  By the time Priscilla Barnes came to the show, she couldn't dummy down herself enough for the American audience and the ratings fell faster than the panties on a two dollar whore at a truck stop.



I personally don't care.  I wanted to be hot and desired like Suzanne Somers, long legged like Jennilee Harrison, and disgustingly cute as Priscilla Barnes. When I used to watch the Three's Company re-runs on TV my greatest wish as a little girl was to be a combination of all three. My second greatest wish was of course to have sex with all three of them but that wasn't until I started singing on the church choir and fingered the deacon's daughter. Did I mention she was a blonde?



This is collection of nude photographs of the three primary blonde characters of the hit TV show Three's Company.

Suzanne Somers- The Queen and original blonde bimbo of Three's Company

Suzanne Somers nude for Playboy Magazine.

Jenilee Harrison- Blonde Klutz 

Jennilee Harrison sexy and implied nude for Playboy Magazine.

Soft Screams Magazine presents The Blonde Bimbos of Three's Company featuring Jennilee Harrison.

Priscilla Barnes sexy nudes for Penthouse Magazine

Priscilla Barnes sexy nudes for Penthouse Magazine

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Pop Culture 2015  come watch our trending celebrities in nude portraits

Sexy Celebrity Portraits depicting Pop Culture of 2015

Nude and semi-Nude portraits of celebs depicting Pop Culture 2015.

Soft Screams Magazine is primarily about Fine Art and Erotic Photography. However, we love celebrity erotic imagery as well. We will be publishing on a weekly basis, celebrity Pop Culture 2015 posts. This new feature on Soft Screams Magazine will feature nude and semi-nude portraits of celebrities who are trending.

Soft Screams Magazine gossip alert....

We cannot confirm this rumor but since it is trending so high, we cannot ignore it either. The big news that is flooding the internet with questions and accusations are that Miley Cyrus and New Zealand Victoria Secret model Stella Maxwell are a hot and sexy new lesbian couple.


Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell nude.





Well it's official. Kristen Wiig,Emma Stone and Melissa McCarthy are going to do the Ghost Busters remake. We hope they are all nude or partially nude like below. Yes, even Melissa Mcarthy as well.

Kristen Wiig Nude



Emma Stone in black panties

Emma stone in lingerie





Fran Drescher, you remember the Jewish sex kitten from the hit TV show "The Nanny"? Remember? She had the killer body, over the top personality and nasal laugh from hell? Well, it appears as if the sex kitten is following the Hollywood act of idiocy and (quickly becoming cliche)  married a homosexual and didn't know it.

**That's nothing new these days. What is shocking is her claim that they had tons of marital sex. Come on Franny? It's one thing to marry a gay man and not know it. However, to claim to have tons of marital sex and wearing a a strap-on but you had no idea your husband was gay? Hmmmmm....**  ( Just Kidding...Belladonna)

[ Fran Drescher breasts exposed in this X-ray edit.



Trina Mcgee from Boy Meets world was reunited with the cast. It seems that a lot of people felt was disappointing that the two lovers from the past, Shawn and Angela, did not reunite their passionate love affair.


Trina McGee Naked in a towel

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Carnal Sensualities 2

International women who are synonymous with carnal desires

Representing Japan, I don't know her name but something tells me that I wouldn't have been able to spell it anyway? 

Representing India, it's the sexy and freaky Sunny Leon.

Representing Sweden, it's Inga Scwettizin, 

Representing Tanzania, Flavania Matata. Pure African Sensuality!

Representing Russia, Katerina Pollolovech

Representing China, 

Crystal Liu Yi Fei

Carnal Sensualities

Women so beautiful and sexxxy...that it hurts...

When I am done doing my filthy things with these sexxxalicious girls above? I plan to climb into the bathtub with these thangs right HERE! Get good and cleaned up by them...without a drop of water if you get my point! 

Sexxxalicious

Women I would jerk off too...

Sandra Bullock

Now here is my fave little Disney girl!

Keeping up with the fine Disney tradition of exploiting young girls and turning them into alcohol and drug addicted whores with eating disorders. 

Amanda Bynes nude via Xray

The Sexiest bigot on the planet! 

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I know what you are saying? " 7? Have you lost your fucking mind????" Yes, but that is not why she is on my jerk off list. There is just something so sexy about a woman this racist, powerful and this stupid all rolled up into one redneck mess that turns me on beyond belief! Don't judge my nasty ass!!  

Sarah Palin nude via Xray

Hey! Feel free to judge me on Sarah Palin. I just have a thing for this big tittied idiot that I just don't understand my damn self. Although looking at this photo a little bit harder? I....Ummmmmm....I understand a lil bit! 

 

Let me know what you think?

 

Beth Chapman nude

I decided to create this blog for one reason and one reason only. I want to unleash that nice, normal, quiet dude and not give a FUCK about what people have to say! I want to post obscene shit, if that is how I feel. I don't want to be the least bit politically correct. I don't want to be wrong or right. I just want to let loose! I have tons of websites and FB accounts where I am always image conscious. On this blog? I have no image. I have no morals. I want to release my id onto this platform. I don't have anybody watching this blog, or subscribing to this blog. I don't think I even want anybody to do that?

Well, HERE WE GO!!

Let's start off with something that is bothering me.

How can you be a total pig like this AND still be such a racist? I thought fat bitches like this were supposed to make up for their disgusting looks with a freaking personality? Shouldn't this fat bitch be jolly?